Jäckel the Intoxicologist
The advice you read from Jäckel the Intoxicologist in this column is, at best, questionable. Jäckel works behind the bar at The Summoning Grounds. He thinks himself too smart to fall victim to the classic “bartender vs. mixologist” argument. Instead, he has dubbed himself an intoxicologist. He doesn’t care what you’re drinking so long as your paying. For the more loquacious patrons, he offers free advice. What few understand is that the advice is usually for the regulars’ entertainment more than for the advisee’s benefit.
In truth, Jäckel finds all the barflies beneath him and is only tending bar here to pay off a debt he owes to the owner. Despite his current profession, Jäckel the Intoxicologist is a fairly self-serving egotist. However, he does get off something profound sometimes. He doesn’t accept requests via “digital messenger birds.” So, if you have a question for him, just drop a comment on one of his posts.